As fishicorns are very different from unicorns and, in fact, not unicorns at all, they are not included in The Unicorn Field Guide, which will be coming soon to a Blogodactyl near you. For this reason, you have been provided the following informational article. (The key word there was informational, in case you didn't catch that.) Enjoy.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a magnificent stick creature roamed free. These beings were known throughout the land as fishicorns. They earned this name immediately upon discovery, reasonably because they appear in the form of a unicorn with a fish where the tongue should be and another fish hanging off the end of the tail (see below).
Fishicorns are known to bring good luck to anyone who doodles them frequently, so grab a pencil and start drawing! What sort of luck they bring depends on the location of the image. For example, doodling multiple fishicorns in a math notebook is known to bring high scores on tests (all subjects) and boost the probability of success in choir auditions. Unfortunately, they are not helpful in causing choir audition results to be posted before 6th period tomorrow.
When the fishicorns were discovered, they were hunted excessively for their horns. These horns, while easily mistaken for unicorn's horns, have very little magical power. Unfortunately, by the time fishicorn-poachers realized this, it was too late to save the dying species. Fishicorns have been extremely endangered ever since.
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Now that you know everything there is to know about fishicorns, Marine and I have a special treat for you. Just because we care.
The game.
You're welcome.
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ReplyDeleteNo I just lost!!!
ReplyDeleteI likely these fishicorns! I will now devote my life into saving these magnificent creatures! Where they lived?!
LIVE?!
ReplyDelete:P You made me lose the game. POOP ON YOU! Poop on you! It's a chant, just like the Dodo birds chant in Ice Age, except for they say "Doom on you!" instead of "Poop on you!"
ReplyDeleteI personally think the latter is a better option.