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So I got my hair cut the other day, and since then I am slowly realizing that there is a pattern to my emotions (regarding my hair) in the days immediately following a haircut.

Day 0 (the day of the haircut): "WHOA! Guess what everybody, I got my hair cut! Isn't it awesome??!"

Day 1: "YAY!! My hair still looks pretty! That is SO AWESOME!!!!!"

Day 2: "This is so cool! Having hair that makes sense is so happy!!"

Day 3: "Yayy, my hair still looks nice. But I'm too lazy to do anything with it."

Day 4: "OHHHH NOOOOOOO!!! I haven't done anything nice with my hair in a LONG TIME! And now I forgot how!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Day 5: "Meh."

 

In case graphs confuse you, here is a table:

Well...at least my bangs make sense now.