10 February 2011

The Amazon Wonder Dolphin



Does your life have problems? Solve them TODAY with the one and only...

AMAZON WONDER DOLPHIN!!

How can a simple, pink river dolphin improve your life?

This wondrous creature will EAT. YOUR. ENEMIES.


Other Things Your Dolphin Will Eat:
assorted cheeses,
people who like physics,
donuts,
people who don't like Suicunes,
split ends,
krill,
pizza,
typos,
mold and other harmful substances, and last but certainly not least
Europe (you can't prove it exists anyway)

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Order within the next five minutes and Blogodactyl will give you absolutely nothing extra!


Kthanksbye.

2 comments:

  1. DIE PHYSICS DIE!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Of course we all know Europe doesn't exist. Hope my wonder dolphin doesn't go hungry.

    Alie, your coloring is so prettyyyy. :) <3

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  2. Oooooooo @.@ Pink...
    Hehe "AMAZON WONDER DOLPHIN!!" can you eat for me...
    -Blank
    -Beep
    -*cough cough people who will not spell awEsome correct* Blank Blank
    -Beepabee Blank
    (I am being nice here to me enemies who need to be eaten since I will be nice :D

    Wonderful job! Love the shading :)

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